As we approach the end of May I feel like sharing two amusing
stories and poke fun at staff in effort to lighten up the joint. Here’s one for HOW Lynda – how many staff are
needed to fetch a glass of water from the water cooler? Give up!
The answer is two, one person to refill the glass and the other to stand
nearby to make sure she does it right. :D I
witness this when I dropped by to say hello to the ladies sewing circle. Soon I could hear a strange sound like thighs
rubbing together sure enough it was the HOW as she enters the room to fetch her water. Her effort to be inconspicuous failed as I
silently observed her walking back to the office.
The office announced they are closed early on Friday due
to their monthly bedbug spraying the office cubicles and area. Really! Bedbugs are a possibility in the office! Gosh who knew! :P The only bug I notice has two short legs, chews
bubble gum and thinks her shit doesn’t stink.
:D
Last week tenant Dean announced there is a moose meat dinner
being held at some location in east Hamilton. Sounds like a great idea
right! So Tim the driver loads up the
van filled with native elders and off they go. When they arrive at their destination they find
out there is no such event being held. So now what!
Drive around town looking for moose meat or go back to KMHC building. What an embarrassing situation for the
tenants. I find it amusing that KMHC
staff would even listen to Dean’s imaginary suggestions without calling ahead
for confirmation. Dean’s new Indian name
is “Wandering Moosehead” :D
Tenant news: Tenant
Curtis has left the building and moved on to be closer to his family.
Unfortunately he was not well liked by most in the KMHC community. Before he moved out we had a chat in the
courtyard he openly admit he didn’t care what people thought of him. Call him what you will but I never had a
disagreement with the man during his tenancy possible reason is we didn’t hang
out together. Near the end of our
conversation I said to him, look toward moving out as another chapter in your life who
knows what awaits ahead. :) Then one
Saturday morning he silently loaded up a rented van and left KMHC forever.
Remember my next door neighbour Deloris! She’s in the process of moving her belonging
out too, unfortunately due to health issues her family though it would be best to
relocate her to a seniors care facility.
It’s a wise decision and I will miss her, you may remember my previous
blogs where a few times I came to her rescue after the smoke alarm tripped in
her unit over careless cooking.
Here’s a new section titled “Unanswered Questions” - A few days ago two police cruisers came to
the KMHC building asking for the UNH’s Acting Director! Tim the driver is displaying a stuck up attitude could it be the arrogance of youth or sucking up to management! :P
Enjoy the sunny weather and yes even Indians wear sunscreen. :)
tk
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